Halloween is the one time of year when you can be anything you want to be. Just put on a mask or a fun costume, and you can try on a new identity. It's certainly a holiday that rewards creativity! Although it's traditionally a bit spooky or even scary, Halloween is also a great time to let your sense of humor show.

Halloween is a great time to be creepily creative! Whether you’re helping your kids write a spooky story or looking for some inspiration while scrapbooking Halloween memories, we put together a list of spook-tacular Halloween quotes, sayings and riddles! Halloween Quotes: Double, double toil and trouble; fire burn and cauldron bubble. Happy Halloween quotes point out the fact: our fears come from our imagination. Thanks to imagination, we can have the world of fantasy, magic and myths. But also because of it, we have ghost, demons and horrors. Imagination creates our mental and spiritual life – Halloween was born and exists with human’s imagination.

25 Funny Halloween Sayings & Quotes

To get in the spirit of the sillier side of Halloween, try these funny Halloween sayings and quotes on for size. Maybe one will inspire you to dress up as a crazy character to hand out candy or invite your friends over for a pun-tastic costume party.

• I'm just hanging out with my ghoul fiends tonight!
• I’m thinking of joining my local vampire club. Apparently, they’re always looking for new blood.
• What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
• My other car is a broom.
• Trick or Treat. Smell my feet. Give me something good to eat. Give me candy. Give me cake. Give me something sweet to take!
• I'd dress up as Siri for Halloween if my life didn't already entail being asked stupid questions all day.
• I want to be something really scary for Halloween this year, so I'm dressing up as a phone battery at two percent.
• For Halloween I've decided the easiest thing to do is give up caffeine. If that doesn't scare the hell out of everyone around me, nothing will.
• Halloween is the only time I can convince others that my children are monsters.
• I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now it's election night.
• The older you get, the harder it is to find someone to share a horse costume with you.
• The adults celebrate the First of November as International Eat Your Kid's Halloween Candy After They Fall Asleep Day.
• The only thing we have to fear is fear itself ... and spiders.
• For Halloween we dressed up as almonds. Everyone could tell we were nuts!

• 'I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.' - Charles S. Swartz
• 'Last Halloween was bad for me. I got beat up. I went to a party dressed as a piñata.' - Jim Samuels
• 'When I was 12, I went as mother for Halloween. I put on a pair of heels, went door to door, and criticized what everyone else was wearing.' - Robin Bach
• 'The only thing that really scares me about Halloween is running out of candy.' - Melanie White
• 'Remember when we used to worry about some weirdo having a razor blade inside an apple on Halloween? Not anymore. Like a kid today would eat an apple.' - Jay Leno
• 'This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.' - Conan O'Brien
• 'For Halloween, everyone on my street has bodies in their lawns. It's like living in Florida.' - Jason Love
• 'The real monsters are the people that give away little boxes of raisins instead of Halloween candy.' - Mike Raphone
• 'Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, 'Never take candy from strangers.' And then they dressed me up and said, 'Go beg for it.' - Rita Rudner
• 'For Halloween I'm gonna be emotionally stable. No one's gonna know it's me.' - Andrea Gibson
• 'A group of wine experts has actually come up with a list of the best wines to pair with Halloween candy. They say, White wine goes great with Skittles, red wine goes great with Twix, and ... we're alcoholics, aren't we?’' - Jimmy Fallon

Be the Life and Ghoul of the Party

When Halloween rolls around, you can get creative and decorate by making a few signs with your favorite funny quotes or deliver one of these one-liners at a party as a great joke. Mix a little — or a lot! — of humor into Halloween night, and you're sure to be the life and soul (or is that ghoul?) of the party wherever you go.>

For more great Halloween quotations and sayings visit our quotes page.

So to get you amped for the sleepless nights ahead—whether it's from too much sugar or one too many horror films—we rounded up 25 spellbinding Halloween quotes. Keep reading to get in the. Classic Halloween Quotations Tonight the Great Pumpkin will rise out of the pumpkin patch. He flies through the air and brings toys to all the children of the world. – Linus in “ It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown ”.

Halloween has crossed our paths once again, and we are here to make the occasion more meaningful by presenting both famous and original quotes pertaining to this haunted holiday.

So kick back, grab a bowl full of corn candy and enjoy!

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Famous Halloween Quotes

• Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. River Phoenix
• I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. Katharine McPhee
• Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. Judy Gold

• Halloween is not only about putting on a costume, but it’s about finding the imagination and costume within ourselves. Elvis Duran
• Some people are born for Halloween, and some are just counting the days until Christmas. Stephen Graham Jones
• But I love Halloween, and I love that feeling: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. Evan Peters
• I’m a really big fan of all things macabre in general; Halloween happens to be my favorite holiday. Dove Cameron
• I love, love, love, Halloween. I love dressing up – I think it’s rad! Lauren Cohan

• Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. Robert Englund
• I love scary movies. I like blood and gore, and I love Halloween movies. Carrie Underwood
• Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. Amity Shlaes
• This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. Conan O’Brien
• A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. Erma Bombeck
• Halloween is my favorite holiday, and I always go all-out with my costumes. Ginnifer Goodwin

• If ever there was a holiday that deserves to be commercialized, it’s Halloween. We haven’t taken it away from kids. We’ve just expanded it so that the kid in adults can enjoy it, too. Cassandra Peterson
• All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. John Burnside
• Halloween is bigger than Christmas in America. I’ve experienced it in New York, Los Angeles and Washington D.C., and if you’re in the right neighborhood, every house is decorated with spooky ghosts, spider webs, and jack-o-lanterns. Rhys Darby
• Halloween is one day of breaking out of your shell, one day you can be completely expressive, where the world gives you license to dress up. Chris March
• I was kind of a dark kid. I loved Halloween, and I loved vampires and the black and white old monster movies. Joe Manganiello
• I really love scary movies, so I’m all about Halloween. Normani Kordei
• My house is basically like Halloween, 365 days a year, with my son. Alex Kurtzman

Funny Halloween Quotes

• No trick or treaters came to my house for Halloween. For some reason, people around here are scared of me. Glenn Danzig
• On Halloween, kids get to assume, for one night, the outward forms of their innermost dread, and they’re also allowed to take candy from strangers – the scariest thing of all. Kate Christensen

• This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. Conan O’Brien
• On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. Rodney Dangerfield
• There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world. Jean Baudrillard
• I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. Anonymous
• I see my face in the mirror and go, “I’m a Halloween costume? That’s what they think of me?” Drew Carey
• I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. Henry David Thoreau

Happy Halloween Quotes

• If everyone dresses like superheroes on Halloween, then how can you tell if a real one passes by? Happy Halloween!
• There’s nothing I love about Halloween more than watching some of my favorite entertainers dress up as idolized characters from childhood!
• Second only to Christmas, Halloween is the holiday that brings the most smiles to children’s faces!

• If Halloween is a day dedicated to ghosts and spirits, then I think it’s safe to say that their hands down favorite food is candy!
• Halloween is a good day for the spirit but a bad day for the teeth. Happy Halloween!
• Halloween is the only day of the year where everyone feels confident to let everyone else know what they actually fantasize about.
• The scariest thing about Halloween is continually having children knocking at your door, asking for something. Happy Halloween!
• There is no day of the year people are more reluctant to open their front doors than on Halloween, and it’s not because they’re afraid of monsters!
• Halloween is one of those holidays like Christmas and Easter that is simply impossible to ignore.
• Halloween features lots of cool candy and treats but unfortunately no type of special dinner. Halloween is like the desert to Thanksgiving!

Funny Halloween Sayings

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